Stoplight Conversation
Stranger: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Stranger: You wanna plank?
Me: No.
Stranger: It's where you… Well, if you don't know…
Me: No, I know.
Stranger: Oh, so do you want to?
Me: Still no.
For those of you that don't know, this is planking. Kind of a weird thing to do in the middle of National and Battlefield.