Stoplight Conversation

Stranger: Hi.

Me: Hi.

Stranger: You wanna plank?

Me: No.

Stranger: It's where you… Well, if you don't know…

Me: No, I know.

Stranger: Oh, so do you want to?

Me: Still no.

For those of you that don't know, this is planking. Kind of a weird thing to do in the middle of National and Battlefield.